Heyy!! This is the first part of hopefully a long and exciting series called "Just My Luck".
(The girl telling the story is called Ameera)
Enjoyy!!
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-Ameera (narrator): *switches on tv*
-Man(on tv): “Oh darling! Please, take my hand and stay with me forever!”
-Woman: “Of course!” *Both kiss passionately*
-Ameera: “Ya333!!! Sho hal 5ara! What kind of world do we freakin live in?!”
-Shamsa(Ameera’s mom): “You’re a-watching tv b-it’s 3:00 a.m c-you have school tomorrow!!”
-Ameera: *trying to look sorry*Wow mom, you always catch me when I’m watching tv at 3, but you never catch me when I’m cleaning my room?!”
-Shamsa: “Enough! Go to sleep!”
-Me: *sprinting up the stairs like a cheetah* “Pheew! El 7mdella she didn’t punish me!”
I woke up the next morning. I was so tired I couldn’t open my eyes. I changed into some gym clothes, tied my hair back, put on my 3abaya and went to university.
-Fa6oom(Ameera’s BFF): “Heyy Amoourtii! Sh5barich?? Ams 6rasht lch sms!”
-Me: “Hala Fat Ma’ (nickname)”
-Fa6oom: “I told you never to call me that”
-Me: “Really, hmmm.. I don’t recall..”
-Fa6oom: *slapping my arm*
-Me: Aaaah!!*pinching Fa6oom’s cheeks*
-Fa6oom: “You b-, ughh, nevermind, I have some really big news to tell you!”
-Me: “A.K.A your scoop of salacious gossip victimizing the innocent teenagers of society?”
-Fa6oom: “Yup!”
I rolled my eyes at her, sometimes, Fa6oom could be soo superficial, but I adored her nonetheless.
-Fa6oom: “So this m6awwa3 guy, he caught his daughter making out with some guy in her balcony. W yowm sa2al, bdat t9ee7 w tgool “a7bah”. Fa 3a99ab, w he took of his shoe and flung it on her head. Apparently he hit her so hard that they took her to the hospital! They say that she could have died and was lucky that she was alive.”
-Me: “Wow! That is big news! God she’s such an idiot, ya3ni ma lgat mkan thani?! And the dad, channa hitting her solved anything!”
-Fa6oom: “If only people had your logic, the world would be at peace right now”
-Me: “I know 9a77!!”
Fa6oom and I kept imagining the m6awwa3 guy’s face and laughed like wild chimpanzees, then we’d imagine the girl crying and saying “a7bah” over and over again, and fell to the floor from uncontrollable laughter.
As you can see, I was not much of an emotional kind of girl, not that big on romance and all that crap. Little did I know…
